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A woman walks into a vet's waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit does NOT want to be there. "Sit, Fluffy," she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.

"I said SIT, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed. Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and pees.

The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, "Darn it Fluffy, will you be good?!" Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office. As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says: "Pardon me, I've just washed my hare, and can't do a thing with it!

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto go into a bar to have a beer since it's a really hot day.

A cowboy comes in and asks, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger says, "That is my horse, why?"

The cowboy says, "Well, you better take a look at it, I think it is about dead."

The Lone Ranger and Tonto go out and sure enough, the horse is dying of thirst and heat exhaustion. They give the horse a little water and the LR says, "Tonto, would you mind running around my horse in order to stir up a breeze while I finish my beer?"

Tonto says, "No Kemo Sabe, I will be glad to."

The LR is finishing his beer when another cowboy comes in and asks, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The LR says, "That is my horse, what is the problem now?"

The cowboy says, "You left your injun running."

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These friars opened a flower shop to help pay for their belfry. The problem was, there was a guy who owned a flower shop right across the street. Since the friars were men of God, people bought flowers from them, rather than the other florist.

The other florist asked the friars to close down, but they refused. He even begged them, but they ignored him.

The other florist sent his mother over there, who pleaded with the friars to close down, but they ignored her too.

Finally, the other florist hired Hugh McTaggart, the roughest, toughest villain in town. He went over to the friar's and beat them up. Then he trashed their flower shop and told them that if they ever opened up again, he'd kill them. Sure enough, the friars left that flower shop, proving that...

Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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A woman has twins, but she gives them up for adoption. One boy goes to Egypt, where his new parents name him "Amahl." The other is sent to Mexico, where they give him the name "Juan."

Years go by. Juan decides to contact his biological mother, so he sends her a picture of himself. She opens the letter, admires the photo, then says to her husband, "I'd be so happy if I could just have a picture of my other son."

"But they're twins," her husband replies. "If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl."